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Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

image

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ashton-hugs:

itsadamnponyshirt:

5sosissauce:

hotdamn5sos:

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine
enchantedwonderstruck:

is this taylor swift