rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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oldmanravenwood:

remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry (the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times

jakefromstate-farm:

niggasandcomputers:

theogblackjesus:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

STOP

look at this nigga legs bruh

His limbs disposable

never skip leg day

jakefromstate-farm:

niggasandcomputers:

theogblackjesus:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

STOP

look at this nigga legs bruh

His limbs disposable

never skip leg day

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

lindsaylohoean:

when people block you on facebook after they don’t know what to say in an argument anymore

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shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

amoyed:

urtube:

SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.